What's a Fart?

It is made of farts known as alias (eg: FLAY-tuss) or intestines (eg: in-TESS-tuh-null) gas-gas!

When you eat, you will not swallow your food. It also swallows air containing nitrogen (eg NY-truh-jen) and oxygen (eg AHK-suh-jen). When you digest the food, a small amount of these gases pass through your digestive system. Other gases such as hydrogen (HY - druh - jen etc), carbon dioxide (KAR - Bondi - AHK side, soda gasoline foam gas etc.), methane (MetH - ain etc.) etc are contained. It was made from food. Decompose in the large intestine. These gases in the digestive system all have to escape in some way, so they come out like farts!

Gas sometimes makes the fart worse. Trace amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide and methane combine with hydrogen sulfide (eg, SUHL - fyde) and ammonia (eg 3 - MOW - nyuh) in the large intestine to give the gas a smell. Hello!

Whether they live in Fresno, France, the Fiji Islands, California, everyone sometimes farts! If you have a dog, you regret to hear (or smell) Fido farts. Intestinal gas is completely normal, and farts are rarely a sign of a physical problem.

If you want to lose weight, try reducing foods such as beans, onion, fried foods. Disassembling in the body releases more gas. If you have a large amount of gas after eating ice cream, yogurt, milk, please consult your parents - your body may have difficulty digesting lactose from dairy products contained in dairy products. Remember that the fart sometimes becomes a sign of your body, it is time to go to the bathroom.

If you feel that you are especially upset, the bathroom is a good place to go, as it is rude to fart in social situations like inside the classroom or in the table. Do not worry if an accident happens. Please do not forget to say "I am sorry."

If you have to fart, this will be a flash in the air of other people's conscious radar. No one will be able to go home that day, Jesus, I can not believe that Quinn is farting into the toilet. Depending on how bizarre the real world reminds them to consider more than 10,000 more important things and the farts will stay in their brains for 5 seconds.

But I fart - ah! What a perfect joke! I am satisfied with the crime. To take advantage of the tension between what these two competing commands apply to the same impulse and what to do with it (fart) and what we have to do (fart) Use it arbitrarily. My fart also uses cults of subconsciousness for specific physical functions. It is not a good thing for me to sneeze. Sneezing is also necessary, amazing, explosive, and dramatic like a fart; it probably does not get too jealous as sneezing occurs in the north of the equator.

The two words of my fart are exciting. For example, this is a very different joke. Your fart is rooted in humiliation. Your fart said: "I have found your dirty secret And now I insult your public officially." Your fart is insult, insult, joke. That honor left us a bold and bold praise to this joke. But I fart - ah! What a perfect joke! I am satisfied with the crime. To take advantage of the tension between what these two competing commands apply to the same impulse and what to do with it (fart) and what we have to do (fart) Use it arbitrarily. My fart also uses cults of subconsciousness for specific physical functions. It is not a good thing for me to sneeze. Sneezing is also necessary, amazing, explosive, and dramatic like a fart; it probably does not get too jealous as sneezing occurs in the north of the equator.

I gave up the sting of that comedy as a boring thing that the audience and fart peace can not be avoided. If you can get rid of the fart, I will not fart from myself. But this is money for an 8 year old kid who just began to study our well-designed social and cultural norms and their growing knowledge about their unpredictable body. Kim, Jerry