The One with the Ring

Chandler: [About the person who bought Chandler's selection of engagement ring] Okay, where did he go?

Ring, ring, ring, "Hello, this is this" click. Dial tone ... "This caller shows me someone" Baker, Allen ... "Who is that ... I have to redial this, ring, ring, ring, ring." Baker's dwelling. "This is the number you just called me and I hang up when I start talking! "His answer is very interesting." I called a new woman I met, and I can tell you in your voice that you are not her. If you are not alone, there is no way to sound like Texas. She is a woman on top posture and my manners are very bad. I can only say my hair is white and my finger is shaking now, but if you are single, I owe you a cup of coffee. I am sorry for the confusion but I like your voice. When I pressed to hang up, I did not know that you already answered. I noticed my fingers pushing five instead of four. This is the last number I should dial. Imagine a number? Do not forget to write down my number if you are alone or simply hungry. goodbye"

I do not even know if I have the same phone number. I have been calling you for at least five years. But it began to ring. I remember listening to the phone ringing tone, ringing tone and ringing tone. You will not pick it up. Even if there is a call from you at 2 am, it is not so. But then, another surprise. You picked it up. I hesitated a little. But words flow faster from tears flowing down my cheek. I told him I was diagnosed with depression and anxiety a year ago. I told him that there was a new boyfriend that seemed to care. I told him that his boyfriend hit me tonight. I told him that I only care if this is my fault.

I heard my phone. Ring two wheels three wheels four wheels. Five ring phone answering machine. He used to have news. "You have arrived at Jonathan, please leave a message." This is just ambient noise. I heard a faint, constant topic that I think is a refrigerator. A distant ambulance siren rang. I decided to call his brother and his parents. Then I remember not having their phone number. Who is it? John Tan, or his brother, Seth. I found a phone book but I can not find the phone number listed. I do not know if Seth still lives in Calgary.