Funny Graduation Speech: Let Me Out of Here!

First of all, on behalf of the senior class, I welcome all parents, relatives and friends. This is a long and difficult way to graduate I know that you are very grateful for being here. My job as a salute is to remember the past in the county's high school. This past is like a script of a drama. It is very interesting for 4 years. I remember the first time I entered our football field for the first time as I know that I am not alone when I think about my freshman year ...

Today's hiring environment has changed dramatically. I graduate with not obtaining sufficient graduation but acquiring a degree in engineering. In fact, the opposite is true. This might seem interesting, but if you have not graduated yet it may be ok. However, by solving the problem, dynamically thinking, utilizing the accumulated wisdom over four years, realistic problems - social problems, political problems, business problems, socioeconomic problems, even management problems - in real time It is necessary to solve with. Our technical graduates lack the innate abilities of applied learning to find the necessary analytical skills, creative thinking and solutions. Our educational system is not designed to support industry needs, and our graduates are struggling

Remember that David Foster Wallace wrote a water-themed graduation speech just as your cousin may have transferred to you in the first year of college. Since 2009, this speech appeared in the book titled "This is water: some ideas to be offered for important opportunities for a considerate life". The important problematic opportunity is the 2005 graduation of Kenyon University you can see on Youtube. In that original shot, Wallace gave us serious Wallace. Just because you are looking at the work of everyone involved in public speaking is changing. Wallace stood on the podium, somehow wearing clothes and not wearing honorary robes to breathe, like the painter's overalls dressed in front of him. A graduate of bleaching agent behind him with scary sunglasses

Today's TED talk is actually a summary graduation lecture provided by top experts in their field. However, there are only a few mysterious things in the graduation ceremony lecture. Because you have a group of successful students (possibly drunk, not in focus) who can become captives, and they are going to embark on the next chapter of their life. These reports have started since last month of 2017, but there are already very large existing databases to consider. However, if you have seen Will Farrell's speech at the University of Southern California, you will not be disappointed. Mark Zuckerberg's lecture by Harvard and Tim Cook's MIT lecture are also excellent. Ironically, Harvard gave Zuckerberg an honorary degree in the year after he dropped out of school.