English is a Crazy Language

Let's face the reality - English is crazy. Eggplants do not have eggs, hamburgers have no ham; pineapple is not an apple or pine. In England muffins are not invented and French fries are not invented. Sweets are sweets, sweet candy is not meat

We take naturally English, but if we explore the paradox, the sand can work slowly, the circle of boxing is a square, and the guinea pig is neither a guinea pig nor a pig. The writer writes, but the finger can not write, the grocery people do not get jealous, why is the hammer not humming? If multiple teeth are teeth, why are not there multiple teeth? One goose, two goose. Then Moose, two cats? One index, two indexes?

Can you compensate for it instead of correction, you classify history, but do not classify the times? If there are lots of things except one of them, what do you call it?

If the teacher teaches why do not you preach? When vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? If you write a letter, maybe your tongue?

Sometimes I think that all English speaking people should try to prevent language madness. Which languages ​​do people read and read in concerts in the drama? Are you transported by truck and shipped by ship? My nose is running, does your foot smell? Parking on the driveway and running on the road?

How is a wise person and a wise person the opposite? How can awkward opportunities and stupid opportunities be the same? How can I monitor it by ignoring the opposite? How can we be as hot as day when the weather is on and on another day?

Did you notice that we are only talking about specific things when they are not there? Have you seen a carriage (as opposed to a carriageless horse) or robe (as opposed to a shoulder strap)? Have you ever experienced love you sang the hero ("a nameless") to date? Have you ever met an awkward, awkward, attractive combination of people? Where are those who are really hurting flies?

You must be surprised by the unique spirit of the language, your house will burn as it is burned, you can fill in the form by filling in the form, and by continuing with

English was invented by a person, not by a computer, which reflects human creativity (which of course is never ethnic).

This is the reason why you can not see them when the light goes out, while they are visible when the stars appear. Why, when I finish watching, I will start it, but when I finished this article I finished it.

Still, the time has come to face the fact that English is a crazy language - the most mad, the most embarrassing, embarrassing, and the embarrassing language of all languages. In crazy English, chicken of blackbirds is brown, blackboard is green or blue, blackberry is green, then red before ripe. Blackberry is really black, but what is blueberry, blueberry, cranberry, elderberry, cranberry, raspberry, gooseberry? In addition to this insanity there is no buttermilk butter, eggplant egg, grapefruit grape, shortbread bread, insect wood or wood, mushroom mushroom, pineapple. There are no pine and apples, peas, nuts in peanuts, ham burger. (Actually, if someone invented a sandwich made with Ham Pai in bread, it would be difficult to find that name.)

Let's face the reality - English is crazy. There is no ham for hamburgers, eggs for eggplant, and apple and pine for pineapple. French fries are not invented in France, muffins are not invented in the UK. In addition, the flowing sand can work slowly, the boxing ring is square, and the guinea pig is not from the guinea pig, it is also not a pig! Well, before remembering the list of homographs to gain grammar pleasure remember that homologs with the same pronunciation are called "synonyms". Oh, we are here, please do not forget "homonyms". This means that two or more words share the same pronunciation, but they have different meanings and sometimes can not be spelled the same way.