Doin Your Mom

I approached her at the checkout counter and said, "Hey, baby, are you OK?" She drank two gallons of milk, and I was crouching at her kettle.

And I blame it for alcoholism, but if I were you, I would not kiss your mother's mouth.

She is very healed. When I need to heal irritation, I will bring trouble to your mother. I do not want to tell you, but I need to write this song because I am at your mother's house every evening. [hook]

Your mother, what to do, become your mother, become your mother, become your mother, what you do, become your mother, you know that we are straight It is [X3]

[Hook] Your mother, what you do, your mother, your mother, doing, doing, becoming your mother, what to do, to be your mother, you know that we are straight Let's be your mother you know. [X 3]

Pictures with Mama are always amazing. We are there, hug me, or kiss her face. Everyone is laughing and seems to be very happy. If your mother goes to a bar to drink like a hotel, you will introduce her to the girls you are interested in and will play the role of a perfect gentleman. Then you will meet a girl's mother, your mother will cry your 2 lovely couples will do. The group photo seems to be always very cold. Several hugs are happening, but they are those strange side hugs, and Christians seem to like giving each other very much - "Keep some space for the Holy Spirit." It looks like a philosopher everyone is trying hard; smile seems to be forced a bit. When Dad came to the bar they turned to Frank Tanks or scanned the room like a Terminator. Most people have never introduced a father to a girl who is interested. Unlike my mother, my father and I received dinner and caught up before he left.

In the reunion of your big family, he hastily asked for your mother's jam ramen salad and card skills that your father can not truly do. They can not stop telling you how much he loves him. Your mother insisted on sitting on the knee. Your father is spitting on the corner of the folded card. They always want a son. They did not like you very much. walk

The reason why your father is higher than your height may be because your mother's brother is shorter than your father. Your height is the height of your father, if she is male, how high will your mother be if it is her brother. You are 19 years old, growing a bit longer, but if not, your mother is short, your father is not abnormal. This is that the most stupid people do not understand about heredity is your father, not half of the mother. Otherwise, everyone will become a giant. If your mother's brother is taller than your father, you will grow to age 25, and you may be happy.

It's 1960. You are 6 years old, the oldest of the four. My family knew that your mother's cousin in a nearby village had just passed away. Mama and Dad tell you that he is sick. Later on, you learned that he died of starvation with other 50 million comrades with the greatest human disaster in history. You are often bullied because your mother is a teacher and your father is the principal. Four years ago they closed all the schools except the elementary school at the beginning of the cultural revolution, so their heads came from nearby children and adults, not your classmates.