Dear Non-Readers: Stop Saying These Things To Us

Readers are not unicorns. We do not need any special treatment and we do not calculate the minutes of the meeting until you give up and return to our book (usually). But, once people stop participating, we will be very grateful. If you are a non-reader, this is for you. This is something you should not do if you want to tell the reader about dating, being a friend of yours, or just talking a little harmless.

Do not think that we welcome the interruption. Because I am only reading, do you know how many times people think that I am willing to interrupt even many times? Yes. I do not have. This often happens

I will repeat, please do not ask why we read so much. We like it. Overcome it. Or we all have to start asking why we watch soccer, basketball, other sports balls and runners.

"Yes, I do not have time to read" Oh. You are a real adult, because you are living a real life with a real duty. Obviously, the reader is just a reader because we have too much time in our hands. We will fix it as soon as we find a job

"Is there more to do?" Why, yes, now you ask. I have to brush my biggest knife better. We like to read books. to continue

"You must be a school geek." In fact, I am. However, assuming every.single.reader is a virtue, it is absurd to read. All respect

"Why are you reading this? Do not you like other people?" Funny you ask. I am not the person who likes this much.

Please do not ask us why we spent so much money on the book. It is very annoying. Maybe you will not ask people why they spend so much money on clothes and the latest technology.

10. "Why do you even have a library card?" Why do you have Cable TV with Netflix? The same principle applies

11. "Why should you keep buying books if you have not read the book yet?" Is a good question. Because many good books are published everyday? Since it may be sold out if you do not buy this classic reprinted classic version for centuries? Is there a problem?

Please stop calling us "media" for our readers. Where is this? There are hundreds of radio and cable networks, over one thousand local television stations, thousands of magazines and newspapers, thousands of radio stations and hundreds of thousands of websites, blogs, newsletters and podcasts. I have worked at CNN, Bloomberg and VICE for 20 years. We are printing news from Fox News, PBS, CBS, NBC, NPR, ABC, New York Times, Washington Post, South China Morning Post, News Day, Newsweek, AP, Reuters. I have never seen evidence of an overall conspiracy. In other words, journalists at work will deceive you through Shilling Company and political parties. I will quote Fuhi again.

Dear Spitter (and Dear Reader) please call to play their role when the cards and his supporters do what they say and do what you do not agree with. Let playing cards keep at least the same high standards as guests at the party, and ruthlessly ask him to act, talk and lead like a truly all the president. Just for the way we have met, you do not want you to mistake these as victims' words. I do not feel depressed because I want your regret or because I feel helpless. I am different. I am different. I am amazed at the power of my emotional reaction personally. It feels like sorrow. Someone is near me and is dead. I do not anticipate it, you can see it difficult to understand it from the other side. But I know that I am not alone.

Last month, because the reply "No, you do not have to hurt me" was too overwhelming, I announced another non-story about my idea of ​​love, masochism, and submission. These topics are nearby and I am very excited. Please stop checking my experienced relationship and keep checking.