100 Fun Things To Do While Ordering A Pizza

When using touch tone, please push a random number when ordering. Please ask the person who accepted your order to stop this

6. Tell the order recipient that competitor's pizza store is on a different line and you choose the lowest bidder

Block nonsense about nutrition to yourself in your most hilarious voice and tell them to ask if there are some unusual evils.

16. Request transactions to be provided elsewhere. (For example, if you are calling Domino, ask Cheeser! Cheeser!)

20. Hit the order with firm air. If they ask that you drink, you panic and lose your way

24. Prepare 52 pepperoni slices according to the formula you wish to assign as follows. Ask if paper is necessary or not

27. To repeat the order to confirm the correctness, "OK, it will be $ 10.99, please go to the first window" Please say.

"Are you convinced that this is (pizzeria)? When they say Jesus, say," Okay, this is also the case! I have an explanation. "When they finally offered proof that it was actually (pizzeria), they began to cry.

34. When talking, move the mouthpiece further away from your lips. When you have finished the phone, pull the mouthpiece back and look at being above the lungs.

If the delivery member is hiding behind the furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive, you will be very grateful that you can surprise him / her.

54. Learn to correctly pronounce the components of the twin key. Ask pizza to include these

72. Ask if they are familiar with the word "toast pizza". Please describe the usage of the term. Asking for this is for your pizza

Improve the voice of celebrities. Emphasize that you do not take nonsense that some two people from Gopher can not crack it.

81. Dam, "There is a bomb under your seat." If you are asked to repeat this, please say "I said" soy sau sa sauce ".

You order the mushroom's first topping. Finally, I said, "Do not eat mushrooms." Hang up before answering

83. Please change it slightly when repeating the order. To repeat the process again, please change again. At the third time, say "Do not you understand, are you?"

93. Dance around the word "pizza". Please avoid absolutely. If he / she says, say "Please do not mention this word".

94. Play a movie against the background of a good car chase scene. yellow! "Bullet shooting

Get the name of the recipient. After that, I called the phone on time and said, "This is a phone XX that will happen on your (the day) time."

We did this very cool game, I have to do this to stop him from appealing pizza, I will eat pizza quickly and will indigestion. As I lost without doing anything, he went away. This is a very interesting game. We like to have fun, he definitely does not like other dogs. Of course, his favorite hobby is to lick your own bastard. Actually, I am very grateful. Unlike other dogs, tell them how much they are real thanks to their less subtle reminders. Most dogs can not reach their own bastards, I mean I can not!

Sidebar: Dear Beverly Hills, a really famous agent who ordered more than $ 100 pizza, and you have not suffered it. I am a five-legged woman. Do you know how stupid I would like to bring five pizzas? I can not see the street. I already started walking towards my car. When I know my SEXTAPE on PrienBUS, you register this and you want to be a customer. The basic salary of FoodMonkeys orders is about 4 dollars, depending on the waiting time from the restaurant to hungry and the distance traveled, but it is a little more (about 5 cents per minute). It pays $ 1 mile, and you can imagine it is an interesting one that takes 10 minutes to run traffic miles. Oh, it goes from the restaurant to the customer's house, but I will not go from anywhere in the restaurant. Oh, you do not know where you are shipping before accepting the order, so if you bring a huge bag of 50 octopus to a person at a distance less than 1 mile, you are a huge I will get a reward of 4 dollars.