“If I Were a Dog” by Richard Shelton

Richard Shelton's "If I am a dog," the last person heard your voice. © University of Pittsburgh Press, 2007

"I started drinking cereal milk and started laughing, my nose came out, she got angry, she called me Richard, I said I was in a doghouse.I stuffed my pants in my pants I began to jump into my room - "I drank a bite -" Then I thought I want a Max with me at his house, but it is a bit difficult to explain. Just say a good thing when you do, this is called a white lie, please keep on with it, is my relationship with me OK? "He reached out for my hair It was. This is what he did when he was too far, it bites me and bites me.

What kind of dog will you be? One of the strange entertainment I may wonder is to imagine what kind of dog I will be. I am a dog or a dog. It makes me happy that I am alone when people see and see how to deal with their dogs, especially anxious, introvert, emotionally sensitive dogs. Relative thumb and highly developed prefrontal cortex (in addition to the ability to consider mortality, perhaps) is amazing, but I am living in time and place I can make decisions about most situations I am pleased. . I found myself. I will negotiate the world according to my comfort zone.

This morning, I have something to do, mainly to put together my weekly dog ​​soup. The dog was not hurt while making this soup, but two dogs ate soup! I received a call through about 3/4 of this process. This is my husband. The voice in his voice clearly shows that things are wrong. From there, I reasoned that he would immediately lead me to do something, perhaps it is now. Sure enough, this is the next line I heard. "I need your help." I have heard it many times a week, it usually makes me jealous. It sounds a bit embarrassing because it requires a lot of manual work and instructs to find electronic files from one day to one day's deadline or at record speed.